Radio Con City News

Con City's number one radio station, Radio Con City, airs every month for exactly five minutes, and makes use of every second by telling the news. And these news are all totally authentic.

Poetry Theft and Laser Owls

posted Jun 30, 2018, 8:49 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Actor is arrested for stealing poetry. Rodrigo Borgia seized control of the Real Illuminati. Scientists unveil that summer heat waves are created by the eyes of birds. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Cellular Gold Mine and Nose Saving Perfumes

posted May 28, 2018, 3:02 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

Electronics firm reopens abandoned gold mine. America was discovered by the Real Illuminati. Scientists unveil that perfumes save us from extinction. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Mutant Sharks and Pollen Maelstrom

posted Apr 29, 2018, 5:04 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Sharks and piranhas attack campers on land. The demise of the Medici bank is linked to the Real Illuminati. Scientists reveal that spring cleaning is caused by birds, bees, and pollen. This is Radio Con City NEWS!



Matchmaker Psychiatrist and Avian Dominated Dystopia

posted Mar 28, 2018, 11:53 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Police psychiatrist moonlights as radio matchmaker. Richard III's short reign is revealed as the work of the Real Illuminati. Scientists explain that the daylight savings saves us from being enslaved by birds. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Train Vigilantism and Alien Transistors From Outer Space

posted Feb 28, 2018, 10:37 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Angry mob saves vigilante from police ambush. Unearthed records reveal that the Real Illuminati wanted the Hundred Years' War to last forever. Scientists explain that transistors are in fact tiny aliens from outer space. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Space Surfing and Cat Earth Theory

posted Jan 28, 2018, 7:14 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

A prototype surf board is built to ride gravitational waves... in space. Joan of Arc's death is revealed to be the handiwork of the Real Illuminati. Scientists prove that the Earth cannot be flat due to the nature of cats. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Trial by Combat and Solar Gerbils

posted Dec 28, 2017, 2:35 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

Entrepreneur launches radio station after winning trial by combat. The Hundred Years' War is revealed as the brainchild of the Real Illuminati. Scientists prove the existence of life on the surface of the Sun. This is Radio Con City News!


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