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Get off my lawn

posted Sep 18, 2017, 3:13 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn why it's a good idea to get off someone's lawn when they tell you to, especially when they keep bees. Click here for the full article.

Dating Show Host On The Run

posted Sep 11, 2017, 3:01 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, a dating show host goes missing from his prison cell. Yes, *that* dating show host. Click here for the full article.

Inspirations: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

posted Sep 4, 2017, 9:08 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

The Inspirations section expands this week with The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Hey, you had to know this would make the list sooner or later. After all, much of the utter nonsense in Con City would never have come to be had the Vogon constructor fleet not built that interstellar bypass through the third planet of a certain solar system. Click here for details.

The Real Illuminati: The Vikings

posted Aug 28, 2017, 3:18 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Vikings really went to America and why they didn't stay there. Click here for the full essay.

Make like a tree

posted Aug 21, 2017, 2:28 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn what it means to make like a tree. Involves chickens. Click here for the full article.

Inmate Season

posted Aug 14, 2017, 4:03 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, prisoners escape Con City Penitentiary yet again, but this time the Mayor of Con City calls in some specialist assistance. Click here for the full article.

Inspirations: Deadpool

posted Aug 7, 2017, 10:32 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

The Inspirations section expands this week with Deadpool. Click here for details.

The Real Illuminati: Merlin

posted Jul 31, 2017, 2:23 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn how Camelot really rose to power, and who the true mastermind was behind the legendary kingdom. Click here for the full essay.

Nice guys finish last

posted Jul 24, 2017, 8:17 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn that nice guys finish last, sometimes on purpose. And that the people of 19th century Greenwell liked pitchforks. Click here for the full article.

Enlightened Criminal

posted Jul 17, 2017, 3:00 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, a certain jewelery robber gives himself up to the police for some very strange reasons. Click here for the full article.

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