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Anti Smoking Vigilantism

posted Jun 25, 2016, 8:00 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn why smoking is bad for your health, especially in front of hospitals. Click here for the full article.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button

posted Jun 18, 2016, 8:36 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn why you should, "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button." Click here for the full article.

No Parking With Hot Air Balloons

posted Jun 11, 2016, 7:52 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn why it's never a good idea to wave a butter knife around on a hot air balloon. Click here for the full article.

Curves in all the right places

posted Jun 4, 2016, 1:57 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn why the phrase "curves in all the right places" is one of the most misused quotes in literature. Click here for the full article.

The University of Violence

posted May 28, 2016, 6:31 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn about the concept of self defense in the intellectual center of Con City. Click here for the full article.

You don't see that every day

posted May 21, 2016, 3:19 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn what water skiing and sharks have to do with the phrase "you don't see that every day". Click here for the full article.

The Flooded Superstore

posted May 14, 2016, 5:18 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn how much worse than expected a flooding can get if you live in Con City. Click here for the full article.

Don't make me destroy you

posted May 8, 2016, 9:36 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn how 19th century trade wars brought into existence the phrase "don't make me destroy you". Click here for the full article.

Because I Said So

posted Apr 30, 2016, 1:14 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we explore why the legal system in Con City is so fond of the phrase "because I said so". Click here for the full article.

Joe's Gonna Kiss You

posted Apr 24, 2016, 4:39 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, the notorious Flamer Joe gets his own dating show. Click here for the full article.

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