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Hitchhiker's Guide To Con City on Goodreads

posted Jul 23, 2016, 2:50 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Pleased to report that your favorite travel guide, Hitchhiker's Guide To Con City, now has it's own Goodreads page:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/31133456-hitchhiker-s-guide-to-con-city

Incidentally, so does Con City's award winning freelance journalist, Jonathan Parker:

https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/15490410.Jonathan_Parker

Now all you Goodreads users can connect with Jonathan. As well as tell all your friends about his tourist guide. Please? Pretty please?

You monster!

posted Jul 16, 2016, 9:02 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn about some of the figurative monsters of Con County. Click here for the full article.

Psycho Cyclists

posted Jul 9, 2016, 9:27 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn of the dangers of stepping on the sidewalks in Greenwell. Click here for the full article.

This does not make sense

posted Jul 2, 2016, 4:06 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn about the favorite phrase of tourists in Con City. Click here for the full article.

Anti Smoking Vigilantism

posted Jun 25, 2016, 8:00 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn why smoking is bad for your health, especially in front of hospitals. Click here for the full article.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button

posted Jun 18, 2016, 8:36 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn why you should, "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button." Click here for the full article.

No Parking With Hot Air Balloons

posted Jun 11, 2016, 7:52 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn why it's never a good idea to wave a butter knife around on a hot air balloon. Click here for the full article.

Curves in all the right places

posted Jun 4, 2016, 1:57 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn why the phrase "curves in all the right places" is one of the most misused quotes in literature. Click here for the full article.

The University of Violence

posted May 28, 2016, 6:31 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn about the concept of self defense in the intellectual center of Con City. Click here for the full article.

You don't see that every day

posted May 21, 2016, 3:19 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn what water skiing and sharks have to do with the phrase "you don't see that every day". Click here for the full article.

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