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The University of Violence

posted May 28, 2016, 6:31 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn about the concept of self defense in the intellectual center of Con City. Click here for the full article.

You don't see that every day

posted May 21, 2016, 3:19 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn what water skiing and sharks have to do with the phrase "you don't see that every day". Click here for the full article.

The Flooded Superstore

posted May 14, 2016, 5:18 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn how much worse than expected a flooding can get if you live in Con City. Click here for the full article.

Don't make me destroy you

posted May 8, 2016, 9:36 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we learn how 19th century trade wars brought into existence the phrase "don't make me destroy you". Click here for the full article.

Because I Said So

posted Apr 30, 2016, 1:14 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, we explore why the legal system in Con City is so fond of the phrase "because I said so". Click here for the full article.

Joe's Gonna Kiss You

posted Apr 24, 2016, 4:39 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, the notorious Flamer Joe gets his own dating show. Click here for the full article.

City Hall Rumble

posted Apr 16, 2016, 1:35 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn why you should never try to buy a used car in Con County. Click here for the full article.

Stolen One Word Poems

posted Apr 9, 2016, 4:07 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, witness the tale of the poems that were stolen with a bulldozer. Click here for the full article.

April Fool

posted Apr 1, 2016, 2:37 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Back To The Context, Professor van der Bishop explains the origins of the term April Fool. Click here for the full article.

Fast Lane Prison Riot

posted Mar 25, 2016, 6:23 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn what happens when you mix Shakespeare with over 6000 convicts. Click here for the full article.

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