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The Real Illuminati: Leonardo da Vinci

posted Sep 16, 2018, 8:51 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn about the lost art of Leonardo da Vinci that he made on commission for the Real Illuminati. Click here for the full essay.

Animated Radio

posted Sep 10, 2018, 4:44 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, an animated series about a crime fighting cat voiced by a veteran action movie star airs on a radio channel. Click here for the full article.

Radio Con City News: Flamer Salesman and Electric Mites

posted Aug 31, 2018, 4:33 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

Escaped serial killer tries going straight. Lucrezia Borgia decimated the Real Illuminati. Scientists unveil that lightning rods are shelters for electric insects. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Lightning Rods

posted Aug 25, 2018, 8:47 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we learn what electric mites are. Click here for some cutting edge science.

The Real Illuminati: Lucrezia Borgia

posted Aug 16, 2018, 3:32 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Real Illuminati should not have underestimated Lucrezia Borgia. Click here for the full essay.

Flamer Salesman

posted Aug 11, 2018, 9:52 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, Doctor Terrence Walker of Greenwell Police makes the headlines yet again, this time, thanks to someone who may or may not have been Flamer Joe. Click here for the full article.

Radio Con City News: Steel Tycoon 1 and Gravitational Crows

posted Jul 30, 2018, 1:33 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

Video game immortalizes unethical steel magnate. Cesare Borgia was assassinated by the Real Illuminati. Scientists unveil that the eyes of crows are miniature black holes. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Gravitational Waves

posted Jul 22, 2018, 10:31 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we finally find out what really causes gravitational waves, and, incidentally, why the eyes of crows are so dark. Click here for some cutting edge science.

The Real Illuminati: Cesare Borgia

posted Jul 16, 2018, 10:58 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Real Illuminati wished they had never even heard the name of Cesare Borgia. Click here for the full essay.

Steel Tycoon 1

posted Jul 7, 2018, 3:48 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, a controversial video game developer collaborates with a ruthless industrialist to make another offensive strategy game. Click here for the full article.

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